Everything from basic BBC stuff to more, "interesting" material. Have a look!
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Fark me!
A wonderful news site - with us as the submitters (yeah, I know -"Submitters" is not a real word)... I like.
Everything from basic BBC stuff to more, "interesting" material. Have a look!
Everything from basic BBC stuff to more, "interesting" material. Have a look!
Monday, February 23, 2004
Adrenaline is for wusses...
Popping the door you glance inside. Everything is dark, black leather. But yet it's inviting you - at first you think "Yes!" but then you realise that this may not be a good idea.
Many times I've been told to leave dreams just that.
But yet you sit down. Closing the door you are now consumed by the interior. It's clean and simple. Controls actually appear to look like they do what they are supposed to and there aren't many of them. Hmm.
Key in hand you glance at the dashboard to see the ignition is near the door... on a left hand drive car. Odd place? Depends if you know your racing history or not.
Another quick glance and time to meet key and ignition.
Clutch in, key turns, engine..... starts.
A splutter, a rush of noise and then a rumble as six pistons arranged in a horizontally opposing fashion come to life and then settle to idle. The largest gauge in the dashboard; the one that is right in the centre; the only one not obscured by the wheel or other controls; reads around 500rpm.
Feathering the gas the engine responds with a air-cooled rattle. It's not smooth like your usual 4-pot; but it means business and really really doesn't want to sit here. Who could refuse that noise?
Gear selected. Cluch up. You're moving.
Gentle roads and rpm feathering allow the thick oil to heat and thin - lubricating everything that needs it. The oil temp hits the sweet spot.
"Redline her. She was designed to be redlined... won't drive right unless you do... over 4000rpm it gets interesting"
A clear road, low geared.. revs building smoothly but not franctically.
Then there it is.. 4000rpm. All of a sudden the car squats, engine note changing completely. and you're off - 7000rpm is already there; next gear; pedal hits carpet; again 7000rpm - almost before hand is back on steering wheel another 7000rpm... the obscured speedo gauge reads three-figured KPH - and not in the legal range.
Running out of road you let engine braking bring the car back to civilisation. Adrenline pumps blood through the heart harder and faster than should be possible while physically not moving.
Taking a smaller road, the opportunity presents itself again... this time with corners...
It was 2 miles to Asda from home. 28 miles later you're nearly there.
No I can't remember why I bought a 911 either... ^_^
Many times I've been told to leave dreams just that.
But yet you sit down. Closing the door you are now consumed by the interior. It's clean and simple. Controls actually appear to look like they do what they are supposed to and there aren't many of them. Hmm.
Key in hand you glance at the dashboard to see the ignition is near the door... on a left hand drive car. Odd place? Depends if you know your racing history or not.
Another quick glance and time to meet key and ignition.
Clutch in, key turns, engine..... starts.
A splutter, a rush of noise and then a rumble as six pistons arranged in a horizontally opposing fashion come to life and then settle to idle. The largest gauge in the dashboard; the one that is right in the centre; the only one not obscured by the wheel or other controls; reads around 500rpm.
Feathering the gas the engine responds with a air-cooled rattle. It's not smooth like your usual 4-pot; but it means business and really really doesn't want to sit here. Who could refuse that noise?
Gear selected. Cluch up. You're moving.
Gentle roads and rpm feathering allow the thick oil to heat and thin - lubricating everything that needs it. The oil temp hits the sweet spot.
"Redline her. She was designed to be redlined... won't drive right unless you do... over 4000rpm it gets interesting"
A clear road, low geared.. revs building smoothly but not franctically.
Then there it is.. 4000rpm. All of a sudden the car squats, engine note changing completely. and you're off - 7000rpm is already there; next gear; pedal hits carpet; again 7000rpm - almost before hand is back on steering wheel another 7000rpm... the obscured speedo gauge reads three-figured KPH - and not in the legal range.
Running out of road you let engine braking bring the car back to civilisation. Adrenline pumps blood through the heart harder and faster than should be possible while physically not moving.
Taking a smaller road, the opportunity presents itself again... this time with corners...
It was 2 miles to Asda from home. 28 miles later you're nearly there.
No I can't remember why I bought a 911 either... ^_^
Something about a door...
These doors do not open like regular doors. Oh no, they glide upwards - almost effortlessly.
They do not swing scissorlike or even butterfly like - like so many a misworded quote. These are gullwings.
These particular doors are attached to a gleaming stainless bodywork. Roughed up by grades of sandpaper on purpose to allow an easily maintained finish. But yet the grain is straight and still maintains a glorious shine.
These doors are attached to a car made famous to some by a series of movies; to others through job loss and government arguement.
These doors are to some more famous than the car they are attached to. To see the car glide past turns many a head - to see the doors open is to stop people in the street; mid conversation; whether they want to or not.
Owning these doors - while attached to this particular car - become less obvious. They become the entry point to the car; and the exit.
As I come to sell my doors I realise I will no longer be able to open them in public. No longer be able to pull up at a show and leave them wide open just for looks. No longer be able to tell people I own these doors.
So I must look for another pair - something the same; yet different.
I always looked to the future with these doors... now it's time to look back to the future one more time...
They do not swing scissorlike or even butterfly like - like so many a misworded quote. These are gullwings.
These particular doors are attached to a gleaming stainless bodywork. Roughed up by grades of sandpaper on purpose to allow an easily maintained finish. But yet the grain is straight and still maintains a glorious shine.
These doors are attached to a car made famous to some by a series of movies; to others through job loss and government arguement.
These doors are to some more famous than the car they are attached to. To see the car glide past turns many a head - to see the doors open is to stop people in the street; mid conversation; whether they want to or not.
Owning these doors - while attached to this particular car - become less obvious. They become the entry point to the car; and the exit.
As I come to sell my doors I realise I will no longer be able to open them in public. No longer be able to pull up at a show and leave them wide open just for looks. No longer be able to tell people I own these doors.
So I must look for another pair - something the same; yet different.
I always looked to the future with these doors... now it's time to look back to the future one more time...
Hidden in the depths on MS's website... humour!
Yep you guessed it.. they had to hide it but it's there - a well written, very funny, description of a tool.
It's for something called Tweakomatic... have a read!
It's for something called Tweakomatic... have a read!
Saturday, February 21, 2004
.site update!
As you know Hana (my DeLorean) is all but sold.. so I cleaned her up with the Porsche and took some pics this morning.
You can find them in the menu or here
I'll be sad to see her go - but she'll be replaced soon enough ;o)
You can find them in the menu or here
I'll be sad to see her go - but she'll be replaced soon enough ;o)
Friday, February 20, 2004
Thursday, February 19, 2004
.site update!
I've added a new .site page - calibra8V based, funnily enough, on my new purchase.
She arrives next Tuesday - so I've stolen pics and info from the previous owner to populate the page. Nice eh?
I have always loved the colour and now I finally have it! - not that my Turbo won't still get attention - this is just to get me to work (shhhh!) hehe....
She arrives next Tuesday - so I've stolen pics and info from the previous owner to populate the page. Nice eh?
I have always loved the colour and now I finally have it! - not that my Turbo won't still get attention - this is just to get me to work (shhhh!) hehe....
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
It's late...
...and I'd promised myself I'd be in bed earlier. My cold has yet to take hold but I'm not going to be doing much yelling my class tommorow!
Oh well... bed time it is.
But I'd thought I'd blog before I went. For no reason other than that I can. I like to blog.
Night all - where ever you are!
Oh well... bed time it is.
But I'd thought I'd blog before I went. For no reason other than that I can. I like to blog.
Night all - where ever you are!
Ah she runs runs runs
After a long sit, the DeLorean got a wake up call this evening.
I probably haven't started her since September last year and at first she resisted - but then she fired up just fine and idled very nicely. Still surprises me that these 23 year old cars will do that!
Even the electrics work.
Hmm... I'll be sorry to see her go. Really, I will.
I probably haven't started her since September last year and at first she resisted - but then she fired up just fine and idled very nicely. Still surprises me that these 23 year old cars will do that!
Even the electrics work.
Hmm... I'll be sorry to see her go. Really, I will.
Camarobatcave updated
Si's done an update.. and I'm going to comment!
He's done another good job of explaining (albeit breifly) the term "Do you do discount". Quite rightly he didn't spend too much time on it either.
I was just wondering if Si knows that as British law currently stands it's within each of our rights to offer whatever we like for an item for sale. That's right - that "regular" is not doing anything wrong when offering 90p for what is clearly not worth 99p. I can just see it now...
Customer: "Hello good sir. Tis an afternoon of glorious proportions"
Si: "Ah, fine day to you good customer! - Please, how may I help you?"
Customer: "I see here that you have listed this delightful air freshener; shaped almost exactly like a Christmas tree; at a bargain price of just 99p"
Si: "Yes; indeed that particular item is very popular and will make your car smell almost like the very tree it represents!"
Customer: "Under currant British law I would like to offer you the very reasonable price of 90p"
Si: "I see... how about Fu..."
You can see what I mean. Not any self respecting buisness man IS going to take less for a priced item - unless it's EBay - but that's another story. But Mr. Regular is still going to try it on! Bless 'em.
I also like his note on the headers... ah many a time have Si and I struggled over an easy job - with a part clearly not going to fit. Mainly by the car's manufacturer! But each time - with anewed enthusiasm - we jump headfirst in to the job at hand, hopeful that "this time, it'll work fine!"
And finally I can relate on his 2F2F comments... if the car's shape matches that of said 4 banger's target, a race (on his own most likely) does persue. It's funny that you rarely see a Ferrari 355 driver sat at the lights revving the nuts of his car next to a diesel Golf - but if that diesel Golf were next to a pumped up (insert Saxo/Nova/etc) then he'd be revved at! Happens to me a lot...
He's done another good job of explaining (albeit breifly) the term "Do you do discount". Quite rightly he didn't spend too much time on it either.
I was just wondering if Si knows that as British law currently stands it's within each of our rights to offer whatever we like for an item for sale. That's right - that "regular" is not doing anything wrong when offering 90p for what is clearly not worth 99p. I can just see it now...
Customer: "Hello good sir. Tis an afternoon of glorious proportions"
Si: "Ah, fine day to you good customer! - Please, how may I help you?"
Customer: "I see here that you have listed this delightful air freshener; shaped almost exactly like a Christmas tree; at a bargain price of just 99p"
Si: "Yes; indeed that particular item is very popular and will make your car smell almost like the very tree it represents!"
Customer: "Under currant British law I would like to offer you the very reasonable price of 90p"
Si: "I see... how about Fu..."
You can see what I mean. Not any self respecting buisness man IS going to take less for a priced item - unless it's EBay - but that's another story. But Mr. Regular is still going to try it on! Bless 'em.
I also like his note on the headers... ah many a time have Si and I struggled over an easy job - with a part clearly not going to fit. Mainly by the car's manufacturer! But each time - with anewed enthusiasm - we jump headfirst in to the job at hand, hopeful that "this time, it'll work fine!"
And finally I can relate on his 2F2F comments... if the car's shape matches that of said 4 banger's target, a race (on his own most likely) does persue. It's funny that you rarely see a Ferrari 355 driver sat at the lights revving the nuts of his car next to a diesel Golf - but if that diesel Golf were next to a pumped up (insert Saxo/Nova/etc) then he'd be revved at! Happens to me a lot...
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
Ageing? Me?
I write this as night becomes morning... one day finishes, another begins.
I remember being young. Each day took many times longer to get through - each an unknown quantity. I distinctly remember the very early dark mornings with my parents leaving for various places of work. In a twilight of night where neither my brain nor my alarm clock were awake. I used to like those mornings - everything was quiet and I was snug.
Now of course, each day is a blur. The weeks I almost wish away so that I may spend the weekends with Gemma. I do not regret this - my weeks are full and busy. Whether I want them to pass quickly or not is no longer up to me.
Now I cherish these nights. The precious few hours between work and sleep. I kid myself I can go longer and longer without sleep but on waking in the AM I always realise my mistake - yet I'm happy to make it the following night.
Earlier this evening an image sparked a memory of shopping as a child. I remember the location but not the date, nor even the time of year - though I suspect it was over the Christmas period. I was walking up a stair case in Allders in Portsmouth - I'm sure some other family members were there yet I cannot remember who.
I looked out the window toward the fountain and shopping precinct. I'm not sure what I was looking at at the time but I do remember that I did not really have any idea of where we were in comparison to home.
I did know the journey was long and arduous - and at least one large monster was vanquished on the way.
Funny things, those memories. Could be miles off but that's what's in my head.
Maybe my fellow peers all having children of their own is sparking my inner child - perhaps it's the beginnings of senality... heh...
It's likely just the media. Clever buggers. A new mini-series (now a fully fledged one) of BattleStar Galactica was on Sky tonight. I can remember seeing that first time round!
My point? Didn't say I had one.
To quote Grandpa Simpson: 'The important thing, was that I was wearing an onion on my belt - which was the style of the time....Zzzzzz"
I remember being young. Each day took many times longer to get through - each an unknown quantity. I distinctly remember the very early dark mornings with my parents leaving for various places of work. In a twilight of night where neither my brain nor my alarm clock were awake. I used to like those mornings - everything was quiet and I was snug.
Now of course, each day is a blur. The weeks I almost wish away so that I may spend the weekends with Gemma. I do not regret this - my weeks are full and busy. Whether I want them to pass quickly or not is no longer up to me.
Now I cherish these nights. The precious few hours between work and sleep. I kid myself I can go longer and longer without sleep but on waking in the AM I always realise my mistake - yet I'm happy to make it the following night.
Earlier this evening an image sparked a memory of shopping as a child. I remember the location but not the date, nor even the time of year - though I suspect it was over the Christmas period. I was walking up a stair case in Allders in Portsmouth - I'm sure some other family members were there yet I cannot remember who.
I looked out the window toward the fountain and shopping precinct. I'm not sure what I was looking at at the time but I do remember that I did not really have any idea of where we were in comparison to home.
I did know the journey was long and arduous - and at least one large monster was vanquished on the way.
Funny things, those memories. Could be miles off but that's what's in my head.
Maybe my fellow peers all having children of their own is sparking my inner child - perhaps it's the beginnings of senality... heh...
It's likely just the media. Clever buggers. A new mini-series (now a fully fledged one) of BattleStar Galactica was on Sky tonight. I can remember seeing that first time round!
My point? Didn't say I had one.
To quote Grandpa Simpson: 'The important thing, was that I was wearing an onion on my belt - which was the style of the time....Zzzzzz"
w.bloggar
I've downloaded a new tool for creating/editing my blogs - I'll play with it and see if it's any good - appears okay soooo far but it's not foolproof!
I can change fonts, or add a line break....
... by clicking a button. Hmmm.
I can change fonts, or add a line break....
... by clicking a button. Hmmm.
Fiction/Crime
I've just finished Patricia Cornwell's 'Post Mortem'
And I've just started 'Body Of Evidence'
I must admit that they are surprising me. I had heard a lot about them but never really warmed to the idea of novels based on forensic medicine. However, recently with series such as CSI catching my eye I thought I'd give them a go.
The first took me around 6 hours to eat. So I'm quite happy to keep on munching. Very very clever writing.
I have all 12.
I'll let you know how I get on.
And I've just started 'Body Of Evidence'
I must admit that they are surprising me. I had heard a lot about them but never really warmed to the idea of novels based on forensic medicine. However, recently with series such as CSI catching my eye I thought I'd give them a go.
The first took me around 6 hours to eat. So I'm quite happy to keep on munching. Very very clever writing.
I have all 12.
I'll let you know how I get on.
Fit as a fiddle
I'm not one to get ill very often.
So as you can imagine, when I do - however insignificant it is - I'm not great at handling it.
I think I'm getting a cold. I have the sore throat, I can't hear too well and I've had a couple of headaches. To me - I'm ill. But I'm also stubborn so I'll carry on until I can no longer do so. I'll even go to the gym.
But this gets me to thinking - what do other people call "ill"?
I imagine there are a lot of souls that put up with common cold symptons daily and it has nothing to do with a cold. So that's why I keep going; because I'm quite lucky in that I don't get "ILL". Illness rarely owns me.
And before you think it - yes I know being at work allows others to catch my illness (however small). I can spread the cold as well as the love.
So as you can imagine, when I do - however insignificant it is - I'm not great at handling it.
I think I'm getting a cold. I have the sore throat, I can't hear too well and I've had a couple of headaches. To me - I'm ill. But I'm also stubborn so I'll carry on until I can no longer do so. I'll even go to the gym.
But this gets me to thinking - what do other people call "ill"?
I imagine there are a lot of souls that put up with common cold symptons daily and it has nothing to do with a cold. So that's why I keep going; because I'm quite lucky in that I don't get "ILL". Illness rarely owns me.
And before you think it - yes I know being at work allows others to catch my illness (however small). I can spread the cold as well as the love.
Friday, February 13, 2004
Valentine’s Day Massacre – A Cautionary Tale
Valentine’s Day Massacre – A Cautionary Tale
A young man wanted to buy a Valentine’s Day gift for his girlfriend. They hadn't been going out very long so he thought carefully and remembered that on their last couple of dates she had complained her hands were cold. He decided that gloves might be appropriate, not too personal but, nonetheless, thoughtful.
Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, he went to Harrods and bought a stylish pair of cream coloured leather gloves lined with fur. At the same time, the sister bought a pair of knickers and they both asked for their purchases to be gift wrapped.
Unfortunately, the shop assistant mixed the items up and the man unwittingly left with the gift wrapped knickers and the girlfriend's sister left with the gloves.
The boyfriend, without checking his package, decided to deliver his present in person, but when he arrived at his girlfriend's house she wasn't in. So instead he posted the present through her front door accompanied by the following note:-
My Darling Valentine, I hope you like these. I chose them because I noticed you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. Had it not been for your sister, I'd have chosen long ones with white buttons, but she wears short ones & they're easier to pull off.
I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the shop assistant showed me the pair she's worn for the past 3 weeks & they're hardly soiled at all. So I had her try yours on & 'though a little tight, they looked really smart. She said that the material helps keep her ring clean & shiny & as a matter of fact she hasn't had to wash it since wearing them.
I wish you'd been there so I could've put them on for you myself as no doubt many hands will come in contact with them before I see you again. Just think how many times I'll hold them in my hand over the coming year. When you take them off, remember to blow into them as they will be a little damp from wearing. I hope you'll wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
Darren
XXXX
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing
A young man wanted to buy a Valentine’s Day gift for his girlfriend. They hadn't been going out very long so he thought carefully and remembered that on their last couple of dates she had complained her hands were cold. He decided that gloves might be appropriate, not too personal but, nonetheless, thoughtful.
Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, he went to Harrods and bought a stylish pair of cream coloured leather gloves lined with fur. At the same time, the sister bought a pair of knickers and they both asked for their purchases to be gift wrapped.
Unfortunately, the shop assistant mixed the items up and the man unwittingly left with the gift wrapped knickers and the girlfriend's sister left with the gloves.
The boyfriend, without checking his package, decided to deliver his present in person, but when he arrived at his girlfriend's house she wasn't in. So instead he posted the present through her front door accompanied by the following note:-
My Darling Valentine, I hope you like these. I chose them because I noticed you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. Had it not been for your sister, I'd have chosen long ones with white buttons, but she wears short ones & they're easier to pull off.
I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the shop assistant showed me the pair she's worn for the past 3 weeks & they're hardly soiled at all. So I had her try yours on & 'though a little tight, they looked really smart. She said that the material helps keep her ring clean & shiny & as a matter of fact she hasn't had to wash it since wearing them.
I wish you'd been there so I could've put them on for you myself as no doubt many hands will come in contact with them before I see you again. Just think how many times I'll hold them in my hand over the coming year. When you take them off, remember to blow into them as they will be a little damp from wearing. I hope you'll wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
Darren
XXXX
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing
Speed camera van catches itself...
A good friend, Olly, sent this to me:
British newspaper report:
Four youths from Canberra, Australia pulled off a trick of breathtaking
bravado in order to gain revenge on a mobile speed camera van operating in
the area. Three of the group approached the van and distracted the
operator's attention by asking a series of questions about how the equipment
worked and how many cars the operator could catch in a day.
Meanwhile, the fourth musketeer sneaked to the front of the van and
unscrewed its numberplate. After bidding the van operator goodbye, the
friends returned home, fixed the number plate to their car and drove through
the camera's radar at high speed - 17 times. As a result, the automated
billing system issued 17 speeding tickets to itself.
Good eh?
British newspaper report:
Four youths from Canberra, Australia pulled off a trick of breathtaking
bravado in order to gain revenge on a mobile speed camera van operating in
the area. Three of the group approached the van and distracted the
operator's attention by asking a series of questions about how the equipment
worked and how many cars the operator could catch in a day.
Meanwhile, the fourth musketeer sneaked to the front of the van and
unscrewed its numberplate. After bidding the van operator goodbye, the
friends returned home, fixed the number plate to their car and drove through
the camera's radar at high speed - 17 times. As a result, the automated
billing system issued 17 speeding tickets to itself.
Good eh?
Thursday, February 12, 2004
One for the lads...
A friend sent me this - I thought it clever but I ain't condoning it!
WARNING: If you're a lady - you might want to avoid it (it's not that rude but it does have nudity).
WARNING: If you're a lady - you might want to avoid it (it's not that rude but it does have nudity).
.useful links
Update on the DeLorean case
Well 20 years after DeLorean disappeared to the abyss of history the stories of lost money and law suits are still fresh.
The BBC are running a story today about the figures involved (money retrieved and spent) over the years. Hopefully that's the end of it. May the DeLorean rest in peace.... long live the DeLorean!
(I don't care if that doesn't make sense!)
The BBC are running a story today about the figures involved (money retrieved and spent) over the years. Hopefully that's the end of it. May the DeLorean rest in peace.... long live the DeLorean!
(I don't care if that doesn't make sense!)
Is being a geek no longer geeky?
Now there is a question.
Think about it.
I think it's not. I actually think it's been proven by more than one person. Read Wil's blog and you'll be happy to see that even though he was in Star Trek (and that enrolls him in to Geek-hood with a lifetime membership free of charge) he's still cool. He writes some incredibly funny stuff and I felt almost obliged to buy his book (I wasn't, but I really wanted to read it - from both a Star Trek fan and a Geek's point of view). He also has a really interesting life (it's hard enough writing about my own... at least he can write about conventions and his TV/film work!). Surprised?
I think my Girlfriend would be classed a Geek too - things she knows, the Maths degree... but she's gorgeous and people even think she's "normal" (her words). So she's great to look at, talk to and be with AND she's a Geek... man I realise more and more why I love her so much! She's damn near perfect. (I say "near" because perfection would be having her right here... and she's not :o/ )
So at what point do people want to be a Geek - and therefore not a Geek? It'll never happen but I'm happy I'm on this side of that fence. It's a friendly place.
Right I'm off to reverse the polarity on the Warp Core's auxiliary plasma injector. Put the kettle on.
Think about it.
I think it's not. I actually think it's been proven by more than one person. Read Wil's blog and you'll be happy to see that even though he was in Star Trek (and that enrolls him in to Geek-hood with a lifetime membership free of charge) he's still cool. He writes some incredibly funny stuff and I felt almost obliged to buy his book (I wasn't, but I really wanted to read it - from both a Star Trek fan and a Geek's point of view). He also has a really interesting life (it's hard enough writing about my own... at least he can write about conventions and his TV/film work!). Surprised?
I think my Girlfriend would be classed a Geek too - things she knows, the Maths degree... but she's gorgeous and people even think she's "normal" (her words). So she's great to look at, talk to and be with AND she's a Geek... man I realise more and more why I love her so much! She's damn near perfect. (I say "near" because perfection would be having her right here... and she's not :o/ )
So at what point do people want to be a Geek - and therefore not a Geek? It'll never happen but I'm happy I'm on this side of that fence. It's a friendly place.
Right I'm off to reverse the polarity on the Warp Core's auxiliary plasma injector. Put the kettle on.
ClubCalibra
The links to ClubCalibra have changed slightly - all is explained on the NEW ClubCalibra site but just so you know - the new link is on the right above the old link.
The old forum is still alive but should be very quiet from now on - the new forum is up and it's great.
Hopefully the new site should bring CC back to life and the memberships should go through. Once that happens we'll be fully active and can get back on the show circuit good and proper.
Enjoy!
The old forum is still alive but should be very quiet from now on - the new forum is up and it's great.
Hopefully the new site should bring CC back to life and the memberships should go through. Once that happens we'll be fully active and can get back on the show circuit good and proper.
Enjoy!
A busy week
Yes it's certainly been one - it's not even over and I can already see the next few days being very hectic indeed.
I like to keep busy - but I hate starting work. It's a bit of a catch 22 but it's just a motivation thing - once I'm moving then I'm happy to keep going.
The last few days have had much of both - getting up much earlier than usual just to make sure I am "awake" before I get to work because, quite frankly, I'm not someone you'd want to approach if I'm still in sleep mode.
I'm doing my 9 hour day and then going off and doing another couple at the gym at the moment - not tonight (I managed to actually train tonight) but most others. I'm happy to do it - to be useful - and that I'm needed in that sense! Plus I really enjoy the public aspect and that I'm not sat at a desk - I'm out there yelling my guts out for fun; other peoples fun as well as mine. Brilliant. Can't beat the feeling.
Day work is not so great but it's chugging along. Installing SP4 for W2K (heh) isn't the most riviting of work but it must be done. At least by doing some real work I'm thinking less of burning the place to the ground (:Joke). Maybe.
I am of course off to Exeter at the weekend to see Gemma and spend Valentines with her. This I am really looking forward to because it's probably my first Valentines with a Girlfriend (at least in the serious sense). I expect it will be quiet but I'm really looking forward to it. I'm sure Gemma is more than aware of how I feel by now so it should be really special.
Leading up to that I've sorted the DeLorean - she's sold. She's being picked up in a fortnight or so and that'll likely be the last I see of her unless I attend some outdoor shows. I'd really like to see her being used as I'm never likely to touch her again! The last DeLorean "show" I attended I took the Porsche... heh.
But that's just the end of a chapter. I'll be buying another and starting work on, what will likely be, a BTTF car. I've always loved the films and they are responsible for my love of the marque - but my first image of the DeLorean was the BTTF car and I need to do it. So I'll look for an engine-less car in the near/mid future. Should be a very cool project (though I'll likely need to sell the Calibra to fund it.. but, as long as it's a modded car I won't mind!) and ironically my first DeLorean has ended up to that end a BTTF car. Bugger. Maybe I can buy it back... ah that sound - cogs turning. I'll stop that before they need greasing again (too late).
The sale also means I can free up some money to get the Porsche front end painted... hmmm.
BUT - I still cannot find a car to commute in. It's weird! I bet when I finally get a car; a hundred more will appear - all perfect for what I want. It's always the way.
That reminds me - I have a phone call to make tomorrow! I'll get that Diplomat yet.
It's nearly Friday. Wishing my life away is not clever but I love the weekends more and more! Though there is a good reason for that ;o)
***
If you've not visited Camarobatcave over in the blogs recently I recommend it - only the second major post is up but it's very funny (especially if you've ever worked in retail). I can certainly relate!
I like to keep busy - but I hate starting work. It's a bit of a catch 22 but it's just a motivation thing - once I'm moving then I'm happy to keep going.
The last few days have had much of both - getting up much earlier than usual just to make sure I am "awake" before I get to work because, quite frankly, I'm not someone you'd want to approach if I'm still in sleep mode.
I'm doing my 9 hour day and then going off and doing another couple at the gym at the moment - not tonight (I managed to actually train tonight) but most others. I'm happy to do it - to be useful - and that I'm needed in that sense! Plus I really enjoy the public aspect and that I'm not sat at a desk - I'm out there yelling my guts out for fun; other peoples fun as well as mine. Brilliant. Can't beat the feeling.
Day work is not so great but it's chugging along. Installing SP4 for W2K (heh) isn't the most riviting of work but it must be done. At least by doing some real work I'm thinking less of burning the place to the ground (:Joke). Maybe.
I am of course off to Exeter at the weekend to see Gemma and spend Valentines with her. This I am really looking forward to because it's probably my first Valentines with a Girlfriend (at least in the serious sense). I expect it will be quiet but I'm really looking forward to it. I'm sure Gemma is more than aware of how I feel by now so it should be really special.
Leading up to that I've sorted the DeLorean - she's sold. She's being picked up in a fortnight or so and that'll likely be the last I see of her unless I attend some outdoor shows. I'd really like to see her being used as I'm never likely to touch her again! The last DeLorean "show" I attended I took the Porsche... heh.
But that's just the end of a chapter. I'll be buying another and starting work on, what will likely be, a BTTF car. I've always loved the films and they are responsible for my love of the marque - but my first image of the DeLorean was the BTTF car and I need to do it. So I'll look for an engine-less car in the near/mid future. Should be a very cool project (though I'll likely need to sell the Calibra to fund it.. but, as long as it's a modded car I won't mind!) and ironically my first DeLorean has ended up to that end a BTTF car. Bugger. Maybe I can buy it back... ah that sound - cogs turning. I'll stop that before they need greasing again (too late).
The sale also means I can free up some money to get the Porsche front end painted... hmmm.
BUT - I still cannot find a car to commute in. It's weird! I bet when I finally get a car; a hundred more will appear - all perfect for what I want. It's always the way.
That reminds me - I have a phone call to make tomorrow! I'll get that Diplomat yet.
It's nearly Friday. Wishing my life away is not clever but I love the weekends more and more! Though there is a good reason for that ;o)
If you've not visited Camarobatcave over in the blogs recently I recommend it - only the second major post is up but it's very funny (especially if you've ever worked in retail). I can certainly relate!
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
.menu update
I've rearranged and separated some of the menu links on the right. As it slowly gets larger I'll break it down and make it more readable as I go.. it's okay for the minute though!
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
MAME
I've added a link to MAMEWorld on the right in the .fun section. MAME is a multiple arcade/machine emulator with literally thousands of games available for it.
I'm still a newbie with this one - I've tinkered in the past but never really spent much time using it (I was never in to arcades when young, more home computers). However, I'm now getting interested in seeing what some of the fuss is/was about!
If for no other reason... thousands of games. Should keep you busy.
I'm still a newbie with this one - I've tinkered in the past but never really spent much time using it (I was never in to arcades when young, more home computers). However, I'm now getting interested in seeing what some of the fuss is/was about!
If for no other reason... thousands of games. Should keep you busy.
.porsche updated
My Porsche page has yet again been updated with some lovely shots of yet another cleaning session!
MWHAHahahahahaaaaa
Why not eh! It's my site!
MWHAHahahahahaaaaa
Why not eh! It's my site!
Putting teh worl4 2 rites
If you're reading this then the site is up. I'm still waiting on why it's being flakey.... O_o
You really can't get the service/staff/doughnuts
Anyhoo - it's late so I'm off to bed but I need to add just one more post before I do....
You really can't get the service/staff/doughnuts
Anyhoo - it's late so I'm off to bed but I need to add just one more post before I do....
Monday, February 09, 2004
.comments!
Under each post you should now see the word "comment". Click on it and you can comment on that post!.... it's basic but it works!
Sunday, February 08, 2004
Definition of the term "911"
Let me spend some time explaining the term "911" to you. I won't go in to the US emergency services or the point at which the US (again) started WW3 - however, I'd like to settle on the car. The one I own in fact.
It's very hard to encompass 40 years of model change in one three-number name but Porsche have done it. And... it's really annoying. Allow me to explain.
Just the other day I was approached by a fellow "human" that obvious quite liked the car.
"Is that yours?"
"No. I stole it, drove it here to the gym and will now treat it as mine, why?"
"Oh I thought it was your Dad's"
So first off we've seen the obvious problem with being my age.
Then the "person" went on to tell me how he loved the Carrera but would prefer a 4 wheel drive 911.
He actually thought these were different cars. Not that they look exactly the same or anything. (for those in the know, I realise Porsche made Carrera models in other cars). But needless to say he spent some considerable time teaching me the error of my ways.
I'll quickly add that he thought mine was a targa but when I told him it was not he said, and I quote, "Ah.... well, yours is still nice". Complete git.
Right, so ignoring the actual 911 and it's younger siblings you'll eventually arrive in the late 1980's and the 964. The 964 was the first real change in the 911 in many years. Previous to this car the chassis etc had stayed pretty much static for nearly 20 years.
The 964 wasn't immediately warmed to by the 911 community. She had large plastic bumpers for a start. But eventually the community started buying and driving them and the love arrived.
The 964 had a short blissful life that ended in '93/'94. To be replaced by....
... the 993. My car! (cries of "Hurrah" and "You can do it!" fill the void)
So briefly (and probably even a little inaccurate) here is the model line-up:
ALL of them are 911s
Carrera 2 - A boggo 911. 2 wheel drive (2WD), 272bhp. Pretty much what I now have.
Carrera 4 - The same as above but with 4WD. Slightly heavier but just as evil. I aimed for one but realise I'd likely never benefit from the extra transmission.
TT or "Twin-Turbo" - The de-facto road going model. Wide arches (at the rear - 3cm either side), bigger brakes (big reds), bigger wheels (18 inch twists), a really huge spoiler and 408bhp through 4WD. This thing is my dream.
Targa - Same a C2 but with sliding glass roof. Very nice if you like a rattly roof.
Carrera 2S - Released in the last 2 years of the 993's life. Same body, etc as the Turbo but with only the 285bhp Varioram engine* (more on that later) and no big spoiler. Worth lots if you like the look but don't need the go...
Carrera 4S - Same as above but with Turbo brakes and 4WD.
GT3 and 2 - Race prepped road cars... went like you wouldn't believe (read: stripped out). Excellent track cars ;o)
So much happened in the 911 model history and much the public won't know. But honestly - if you think you know a lot at least do some research before asking (or telling) an owner what's what! Dumbass. :oP
*Between the 1995/1996 model years the car got a VarioRam engine. Basically the same block with a different inlet manifold on it. Allowed 13 more horsepower from 272bhp to 285bhp. This brought a new light to the dash - the CEL light. I won't go in to it.
Anyway. An hour of said "numbpty" telling me he liked the new Carrera but also liked the 911 was almost too much. My only saving grace was a nice bloke that turned up to add his 2cents...
"I have a Porsche too"
Really? Cool! I thought....
Me: "What, a 911?"
Him: "No, a 944 S2 Convertible"
Well - he knew his stuff.
But even he couldn't get "monkeyboy" to understand that even his car wasn't a 911/Carrera/GT1... I smiled and nodded a lot.
Where did this end you might ask yourself?
Moron: "You know what I'd really like?"
Us: "No.. please tell"
Moron: "A Dodge Charger"
Me: "Really? Have you seen one?"
Moron: "No, I used one on Gran Tourismo... really fast!"
Me: "Uh huh"
Should I tell you where that went? No? Didn't think so.
So there you go. A 911 is a 911. But it's not a GT1. Or a targa. They aren't cars.
Next time he asks I'll politely tell him he has a third eye on the back of his head and watch him spin around endlessly trying to see it.
It's very hard to encompass 40 years of model change in one three-number name but Porsche have done it. And... it's really annoying. Allow me to explain.
Just the other day I was approached by a fellow "human" that obvious quite liked the car.
"Is that yours?"
"No. I stole it, drove it here to the gym and will now treat it as mine, why?"
"Oh I thought it was your Dad's"
So first off we've seen the obvious problem with being my age.
Then the "person" went on to tell me how he loved the Carrera but would prefer a 4 wheel drive 911.
He actually thought these were different cars. Not that they look exactly the same or anything. (for those in the know, I realise Porsche made Carrera models in other cars). But needless to say he spent some considerable time teaching me the error of my ways.
I'll quickly add that he thought mine was a targa but when I told him it was not he said, and I quote, "Ah.... well, yours is still nice". Complete git.
Right, so ignoring the actual 911 and it's younger siblings you'll eventually arrive in the late 1980's and the 964. The 964 was the first real change in the 911 in many years. Previous to this car the chassis etc had stayed pretty much static for nearly 20 years.
The 964 wasn't immediately warmed to by the 911 community. She had large plastic bumpers for a start. But eventually the community started buying and driving them and the love arrived.
The 964 had a short blissful life that ended in '93/'94. To be replaced by....
... the 993. My car! (cries of "Hurrah" and "You can do it!" fill the void)
So briefly (and probably even a little inaccurate) here is the model line-up:
ALL of them are 911s
Carrera 2 - A boggo 911. 2 wheel drive (2WD), 272bhp. Pretty much what I now have.
Carrera 4 - The same as above but with 4WD. Slightly heavier but just as evil. I aimed for one but realise I'd likely never benefit from the extra transmission.
TT or "Twin-Turbo" - The de-facto road going model. Wide arches (at the rear - 3cm either side), bigger brakes (big reds), bigger wheels (18 inch twists), a really huge spoiler and 408bhp through 4WD. This thing is my dream.
Targa - Same a C2 but with sliding glass roof. Very nice if you like a rattly roof.
Carrera 2S - Released in the last 2 years of the 993's life. Same body, etc as the Turbo but with only the 285bhp Varioram engine* (more on that later) and no big spoiler. Worth lots if you like the look but don't need the go...
Carrera 4S - Same as above but with Turbo brakes and 4WD.
GT3 and 2 - Race prepped road cars... went like you wouldn't believe (read: stripped out). Excellent track cars ;o)
So much happened in the 911 model history and much the public won't know. But honestly - if you think you know a lot at least do some research before asking (or telling) an owner what's what! Dumbass. :oP
*Between the 1995/1996 model years the car got a VarioRam engine. Basically the same block with a different inlet manifold on it. Allowed 13 more horsepower from 272bhp to 285bhp. This brought a new light to the dash - the CEL light. I won't go in to it.
Anyway. An hour of said "numbpty" telling me he liked the new Carrera but also liked the 911 was almost too much. My only saving grace was a nice bloke that turned up to add his 2cents...
"I have a Porsche too"
Really? Cool! I thought....
Me: "What, a 911?"
Him: "No, a 944 S2 Convertible"
Well - he knew his stuff.
But even he couldn't get "monkeyboy" to understand that even his car wasn't a 911/Carrera/GT1... I smiled and nodded a lot.
Where did this end you might ask yourself?
Moron: "You know what I'd really like?"
Us: "No.. please tell"
Moron: "A Dodge Charger"
Me: "Really? Have you seen one?"
Moron: "No, I used one on Gran Tourismo... really fast!"
Me: "Uh huh"
Should I tell you where that went? No? Didn't think so.
So there you go. A 911 is a 911. But it's not a GT1. Or a targa. They aren't cars.
Next time he asks I'll politely tell him he has a third eye on the back of his head and watch him spin around endlessly trying to see it.
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Things that annoy me
It's late and I'm on a roll...
1. Mornings: Okay - I like mornings but I don't like getting up. Catch 22? Yes... now leave me alone.
2. People: A person is fine. People annoy the crap outta me. Honestly!
3. Being Tired: An extension of #1. When I'm tired I can't work out basic math, string words together or even tolerate a smile on a strangers face. I hate being that way too...
4. Being wide awake at 3am: 3am is not a real time. It only exists if you wake up or work that late. So why am I awake at 3am? Why? Hmmm?
5. On call: Pays the bills but I can't drink. Hate. Hate. Hate.
6. Badge envy: It says Porsche on it. Okay.. so why does that attract vandalism and hatred? I'm terribly sorry I work my arse off daily to pay for it. I'm sorry it brings me joy. Up yours.
7. Meat: Somewhere along the line I stopped eating the stuff. Now it makes me feel like sticking my head under a moving train at the thought of eating it. How's that for evolution?
8, no, #1. Being away from Gemma: This came to mind first but then I thought - I've always found Morning annoying. But, no. This IS worse. In every conceivable way. She knows it too - that's love!
9. Nose hair: You know as well as I do that you have it. Right there. Doesn't it itch? For the love of god man! Cut. It.
10. Mondays: Read any Garfield strip.
11. Sundays: Precursor to #10.
12. Money: Because I never have any. This can be deleted on receipt of huge lottery win.
13. "Piss taking": No, not the thing I do. The thing where people "take the piss". You know - being repeatedly late for work and no one batting an eyelid. That sort of thing.
There are more.. I will write them.. watch this space..
:oP
1. Mornings: Okay - I like mornings but I don't like getting up. Catch 22? Yes... now leave me alone.
2. People: A person is fine. People annoy the crap outta me. Honestly!
3. Being Tired: An extension of #1. When I'm tired I can't work out basic math, string words together or even tolerate a smile on a strangers face. I hate being that way too...
4. Being wide awake at 3am: 3am is not a real time. It only exists if you wake up or work that late. So why am I awake at 3am? Why? Hmmm?
5. On call: Pays the bills but I can't drink. Hate. Hate. Hate.
6. Badge envy: It says Porsche on it. Okay.. so why does that attract vandalism and hatred? I'm terribly sorry I work my arse off daily to pay for it. I'm sorry it brings me joy. Up yours.
7. Meat: Somewhere along the line I stopped eating the stuff. Now it makes me feel like sticking my head under a moving train at the thought of eating it. How's that for evolution?
8, no, #1. Being away from Gemma: This came to mind first but then I thought - I've always found Morning annoying. But, no. This IS worse. In every conceivable way. She knows it too - that's love!
9. Nose hair: You know as well as I do that you have it. Right there. Doesn't it itch? For the love of god man! Cut. It.
10. Mondays: Read any Garfield strip.
11. Sundays: Precursor to #10.
12. Money: Because I never have any. This can be deleted on receipt of huge lottery win.
13. "Piss taking": No, not the thing I do. The thing where people "take the piss". You know - being repeatedly late for work and no one batting an eyelid. That sort of thing.
There are more.. I will write them.. watch this space..
:oP
More words... than... that.
You may or may not have noticed that my "blogs" tend to be of a link-type-nature and involve very little on my part. Certainly you aren't learning a lot about me through this process (other than my interests).
So I'm going to write whatever comes in to my head. What out - it may not be pretty.
I am slowly but very much surely becoming one of those people that hates their job. While this may not come as a surprise (since many of you will feel the same) it does surprise me.
I have always enjoyed IT. I still do. But I'm sick of the job. It's no longer me.
I could go and teach fitness but I'd have to likely sell my house to survive.... and I'm not doing that. I could go back to "school" and learn a new art. Maybe even art. That idea I like - something like graphic design or maybe teaching (in IT maybe). I think I'd enjoy imparting knowledge. I certainly enjoy teaching fitness (it's nice to be told they like the class!).
You know what I'd really like to do? Restore old cars. Not a 1993 Volvo 850. Not something that needs a degree in electronics just to work out the ignition wiring. Not something that when finished will likely go unnoticed. No, I'd like to restore OLD cars. You know, a '69 Charger, an '81 DeLorean, a '73 'stang etc etc etc... man I would love to see my hands brind something back to life.
A grand dream. Oooh oooh, a Porsche 356... damn that'd be sweet.
Ideally I could win the Lottery. Do it for fun. Use the money for good rather than evil (with these powers I could be a.... super hero!). Ah.. my head is full of some odd things.
It's not too much to ask to do something you love is it?
So I'm going to write whatever comes in to my head. What out - it may not be pretty.
I am slowly but very much surely becoming one of those people that hates their job. While this may not come as a surprise (since many of you will feel the same) it does surprise me.
I have always enjoyed IT. I still do. But I'm sick of the job. It's no longer me.
I could go and teach fitness but I'd have to likely sell my house to survive.... and I'm not doing that. I could go back to "school" and learn a new art. Maybe even art. That idea I like - something like graphic design or maybe teaching (in IT maybe). I think I'd enjoy imparting knowledge. I certainly enjoy teaching fitness (it's nice to be told they like the class!).
You know what I'd really like to do? Restore old cars. Not a 1993 Volvo 850. Not something that needs a degree in electronics just to work out the ignition wiring. Not something that when finished will likely go unnoticed. No, I'd like to restore OLD cars. You know, a '69 Charger, an '81 DeLorean, a '73 'stang etc etc etc... man I would love to see my hands brind something back to life.
A grand dream. Oooh oooh, a Porsche 356... damn that'd be sweet.
Ideally I could win the Lottery. Do it for fun. Use the money for good rather than evil (with these powers I could be a.... super hero!). Ah.. my head is full of some odd things.
It's not too much to ask to do something you love is it?
Friday, February 06, 2004
.delorean and .calibra update!
Thursday, February 05, 2004
.misc pictures
I've found some "misc" pics of an old car to put in that page (it was never there... now it is!)
Feel free to browse here or the link is down on your right...
Feel free to browse here or the link is down on your right...
A fellow blog
I have the link there a couple of days but I've just visited and there is indeed activity!
So pop over to Simon's blog and have a look.
I even get a mention! (and a link ;o) )
So pop over to Simon's blog and have a look.
I even get a mention! (and a link ;o) )
AMD 64bit Windows XP trial
Got a super fast AMD 64? Then why not try Windows XP64?
Check the Register story on how to grab a 360 day trial of it.
PERSONALLY... I wouldn't bother - I'm sure SUSE et al will have 64 bit (AMD compatible) Linux versions out before long and we all know how much better that'll be.
Shame Neocron doesn't work on it... :o(
Check the Register story on how to grab a 360 day trial of it.
PERSONALLY... I wouldn't bother - I'm sure SUSE et al will have 64 bit (AMD compatible) Linux versions out before long and we all know how much better that'll be.
Shame Neocron doesn't work on it... :o(
Mercedes SLR replica
I've seen this a few times and it's always surprised me - it's close but also miles off (if you see my point).
I'll take nothing away from the work involved!
It's a VWVortex link
I'll take nothing away from the work involved!
It's a VWVortex link
997 (911) cold weather shots
I think it looks a lot better than the 996 but it's no 993. It's not exactly a showroom shot but it's something. I like it anyway.
See it here
See it here
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Linux projects
You may or may not be aware that as soon as a "Current" gen console is released on the world some bright spark will find a way to run a flavour of Linux on it. I've followed the XBOX project because I own one and find it kinda funky that a cheap games console can run an OS (I'm under no illusion though; the XBOX is just a PC with Windows XP in ROM) and be useful. Cool? No not really - Geeky? Damn straight! :o)
Anyhoo - I've added some links down on the right in the .geek section for the XBOX, Gamecube and Playstation 2. Have a nose if that sort of thing excites you (or you use Linux like me and have one of the mentioned).
Enjoy!
Anyhoo - I've added some links down on the right in the .geek section for the XBOX, Gamecube and Playstation 2. Have a nose if that sort of thing excites you (or you use Linux like me and have one of the mentioned).
Enjoy!
Half-Life 2 out this summer.... maybe
Click here for the Gamesradar.com - "Half-Life 2 out this summer" article
Not May then... in fact, no more news until E3 - which is a bit of a blow!
Oh well... on with the waiting (I would what WILL be released on time this year?)
EDIT: Slashdot are now running the story too based on a CNN link.
Not May then... in fact, no more news until E3 - which is a bit of a blow!
Oh well... on with the waiting (I would what WILL be released on time this year?)
EDIT: Slashdot are now running the story too based on a CNN link.
Another quick update
I have changed the main splash page to be a bit more structured... it was only ever there to give the site presence but I like it and it's staying (for now). I've rarely seen a blog with anything to bring you in to the site (with some colour) anyway so why not.
You can see it here if you can't be bothered to refresh the screen ;o)
You can see it here if you can't be bothered to refresh the screen ;o)
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
openbracket - For the webdeveloper in us all - closebracket
I'm always trying to find SOMETHING to occupy my time. Probably because I can.
Maybe not though.
But I came across these guys a while ago and now I put them here for me when I forget the link (already have).
Webmonkey - and for extra comic value it even has the work "Monkey" in there.
I know I laughed.
Don't forget .net as another really really useful place to visit.
Why are you still here?
Maybe not though.
But I came across these guys a while ago and now I put them here for me when I forget the link (already have).
Webmonkey - and for extra comic value it even has the work "Monkey" in there.
I know I laughed.
Don't forget .net as another really really useful place to visit.
Why are you still here?
I guess it must be my "turn" for bad luck.
The Porsche started smoking last week... and every clue pointed to something horribly (and expensively) wrong with valve guides or something similar. As yet I don't know what it is (and she's no longer doing it) but I'm told it's likely just to be a leaky oil return pipe (that's not bad...). So maybe safe on that one O_o
Got pulled over last night by the Police too - they followed me over 6 miles just to check my tax disc (she's LHD so it's on the other side!)... they asked everything but my shoe size (and did this all outside my house)... I dunno; must have nothing better to do.
Stupid lorry covered her in mud this morning.
Got me a new PC... but it doesn't work. It DOES work.. just not with MY hard disk. Like... eh? Plug it in... dead.
Why.... me?
The Porsche started smoking last week... and every clue pointed to something horribly (and expensively) wrong with valve guides or something similar. As yet I don't know what it is (and she's no longer doing it) but I'm told it's likely just to be a leaky oil return pipe (that's not bad...). So maybe safe on that one O_o
Got pulled over last night by the Police too - they followed me over 6 miles just to check my tax disc (she's LHD so it's on the other side!)... they asked everything but my shoe size (and did this all outside my house)... I dunno; must have nothing better to do.
Stupid lorry covered her in mud this morning.
Got me a new PC... but it doesn't work. It DOES work.. just not with MY hard disk. Like... eh? Plug it in... dead.
Why.... me?
Monday, February 02, 2004
Thursday, January 29, 2004
Neave
Hmm.. having had a look at those retro (very cool) arcade games I thought I'd have a nose through the rest of the site... I strongly advise you do the same. A truly wonderful piece of programming and thought process... wow.
Boing Boing!
I'm always out for a new link or site to frequent... and through WWdN I found Boing Boing - a very funny site full of stories and great links. Check it out!
On there I've found this (boys from LOTR kissing.. very odd indeed) and this (retro arcade games on your desktop) and various other titbits of info...
On there I've found this (boys from LOTR kissing.. very odd indeed) and this (retro arcade games on your desktop) and various other titbits of info...
It DID snow!
Even here in Portsmouth. Horrible it is too. I have some pics that I will upload later... evil, hateful, snow.
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
Learn to pay... Pay to learn
Mr. Blair and friends (coming soon to a TV screen near you) won their University Fee's war last night by just 5 votes (311 against, 316 for). I'm not especially suprised at the result - though it could not have been much closer.
But get this.... if the fees are not paid by the students 65th birthday then they'll be cleared.
65th birthday! That's to say the fee's will end up being so large that people will literally be taking that debt to their grave. A 3 year course with £3k per year on top of £4k (max) loans and general expenses could mean £20k/£30k easily...
I don't agree - but then I don't want to pay through MY taxes either. I paid for all of my education (outside of school) myself. I earned some money then learn't a little. Nothing wrong with that - but it was my choice.
You live, you learn.
But get this.... if the fees are not paid by the students 65th birthday then they'll be cleared.
65th birthday! That's to say the fee's will end up being so large that people will literally be taking that debt to their grave. A 3 year course with £3k per year on top of £4k (max) loans and general expenses could mean £20k/£30k easily...
I don't agree - but then I don't want to pay through MY taxes either. I paid for all of my education (outside of school) myself. I earned some money then learn't a little. Nothing wrong with that - but it was my choice.
You live, you learn.
It snowed! Or... did it?
This country is an odd place - honestly, such a fuss over really cold rain.
It snowed, here in Portsmouth (area) at around 4am. Big woo. I didn't see it (and have no proof of it).
Oh well. Guess I best get on with my life.
It snowed, here in Portsmouth (area) at around 4am. Big woo. I didn't see it (and have no proof of it).
Oh well. Guess I best get on with my life.
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
Monday, January 26, 2004
Lord of the Rings
I've seen em all... and I love them. I cannot wait until the extended-extended-extended version is out and in my DVD collection. Not entirely sure whether I can sit for 12/14 hours straight but I can try ;o)
And for anyone who hasn't read the book - I urge you to. The ending is even LONGER in the book (a whole chapter in fact). Enjoy!
And for anyone who hasn't read the book - I urge you to. The ending is even LONGER in the book (a whole chapter in fact). Enjoy!
Trailers... more more more!
Starsky and Hutch - Oh I can't wait!
Anchorman - Just proving that Will Ferrell is a very funny man
Boundin' - A new Pixar short... very clever people - I want their job(s).
I love cinema!
Anchorman - Just proving that Will Ferrell is a very funny man
Boundin' - A new Pixar short... very clever people - I want their job(s).
I love cinema!
A moral dilemma (you've heard it...)
Here's a dilemma for you....
Answer on your honour and dignity- what would you do?
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By
giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important
for the test to work accurately.
You're in Florida, USA...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you.
You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it.
Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life,
trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar.
Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take
him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life.
So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
And here's the question (please give an honest answer):
Would you select colour film, or would you rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?
Answer on your honour and dignity- what would you do?
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By
giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important
for the test to work accurately.
You're in Florida, USA...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you.
You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it.
Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life,
trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar.
Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take
him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life.
So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
And here's the question (please give an honest answer):
Would you select colour film, or would you rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?
Sunday, January 25, 2004
Site update!!!
Friday, January 23, 2004
A little story for you
I've been sent this a few times... and my disclaimer reads as such: it's a joke. I found it funny though... nothing more ;o)
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Oh the list grows longer!
Come better weather I have a list of jobs longer than the preverbial arm.
On the Calibra:
Full service including plugs, leads, oil, rotor arm and cap
Remove spoiler holes and prep for new spoiler
Investigate new clutch
Tax and run for a few weeks
Insure
On the Porsche:
Full service.. this would seem obvious and easy - but neither is true. I have my DIY guides (I'll be buggered if I'm paying £1000 for an oil/plug change) so time will tell
Investigate a front end repsray and removal of door dent (the most annoying thing for me!)
Investigate practicality of Supercharger install by hand (let alone purchase)
Investigate new wheels... I want standard Turbo twists
Investigate new suspension... she's LOW. I could do with a Koni setup to stop wheels and arches hitting too often
On the DeLorean:
Sell it :o)
On the house:
Oh don't tempt me... maybe a bathroom floor. Maybe not. {shrugs}
We
Shall
See
On the Calibra:
Full service including plugs, leads, oil, rotor arm and cap
Remove spoiler holes and prep for new spoiler
Investigate new clutch
Tax and run for a few weeks
Insure
On the Porsche:
Full service.. this would seem obvious and easy - but neither is true. I have my DIY guides (I'll be buggered if I'm paying £1000 for an oil/plug change) so time will tell
Investigate a front end repsray and removal of door dent (the most annoying thing for me!)
Investigate practicality of Supercharger install by hand (let alone purchase)
Investigate new wheels... I want standard Turbo twists
Investigate new suspension... she's LOW. I could do with a Koni setup to stop wheels and arches hitting too often
On the DeLorean:
Sell it :o)
On the house:
Oh don't tempt me... maybe a bathroom floor. Maybe not. {shrugs}
We
Shall
See
Gotta love the police
So a blokey is caught doing 406mph in Cheshire. Quite clearly impossible.. but the Police will try to prosecute anyway.
ONLY in the UK... honestly.
ONLY in the UK... honestly.
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
TPC Kit
I did some research on this Supercharger kit for the 993.
TPC sell the kit for $6495. With current exchange rates being what they are that's £3825. It's £4995 here plus VAT plus fitting (around £1k plus VAT). Hmm. A trip to the US would be cheaper and a week off to fit in the summer.
I like my thinking.
I'm also clearly nuts.
Hello.
TPC sell the kit for $6495. With current exchange rates being what they are that's £3825. It's £4995 here plus VAT plus fitting (around £1k plus VAT). Hmm. A trip to the US would be cheaper and a week off to fit in the summer.
I like my thinking.
I'm also clearly nuts.
Hello.
The world has gone mad
This is just one example of several... and it's true - not a joke either.
It's true - you only need one good business idea.
It's true - you only need one good business idea.
Putting the world to rights
Everyone has their own ideas of how the planet should be run. Everyone thinks it's being run incorrectly and that they (or in their mindset) could do better.
I disagree.
I won't go on about how I feel it should all be run. I really don't care. I'm only here for a few decades and I'm not about to waste valuable drinking... sorry, thinking time on world politics. I hear enough of it daily and don't really need an opinion - there are enough of them about.
And even if I have an opinion what could I do?
What is interesting is how some people express their feelings and thoughts. I monitor a few forums daily from the Calibra/Porsche forums to Neocron forums. In each people will vent, moan and generally put that particular world to rights. I'm happy to have an opinion there. I can make a difference there - people listen.... there.
So I'm off to monitor and express myself. {more laughter files - this time evil}
I disagree.
I won't go on about how I feel it should all be run. I really don't care. I'm only here for a few decades and I'm not about to waste valuable drinking... sorry, thinking time on world politics. I hear enough of it daily and don't really need an opinion - there are enough of them about.
And even if I have an opinion what could I do?
What is interesting is how some people express their feelings and thoughts. I monitor a few forums daily from the Calibra/Porsche forums to Neocron forums. In each people will vent, moan and generally put that particular world to rights. I'm happy to have an opinion there. I can make a difference there - people listen.... there.
So I'm off to monitor and express myself. {more laughter files - this time evil}
Monday, January 19, 2004
10 Print "Your PC sucks"...
My graphic card died a couple of hours ago. Coughed, spluttered and then gave it up hollywood style. That, of course is about as exciting as a PC dying gets. The fan stopped. I got it running but with some lovely effects on-screen (Engage!). Bugger.
Well now I'm using a PCI card. WooHoo. I'm stuck at 1024x768 and can't play games.
Bugger.
New PC time? {insert laughter file here}
Well now I'm using a PCI card. Woo
Bugger.
New PC time? {insert laughter file here}
Open house
I was informed last night that, while attending a family meal, people noticed how close I am to my girlfriend Gemma. Well, sure why not.
I'm also told she "reads me like a book" or "knows you very well" and so on. Yes she does. In fact she knows me better than anyone I know bar none. That, in itself should be scary but it is not.
For years I would brush off comments of finding "the one" or those stupid ideas of love at first sight and so.
They were (are) buzz words. Fate, destiny, blah blah blah. Yet there she is. An impossible creature.
So why contridict myself? Well I'm reading a book my Bill Bryson and although that in itself is nothing new, his book A Short History of Nearly Everything is. It'll make you feel insignificant in the warmest way possible.
The possibility of a 1055 protein string coming together randomly is zero. But it happened (and here we are). The chances that Gemma would be... well you get the drift. I'm a lucky man.
I'm also told she "reads me like a book" or "knows you very well" and so on. Yes she does. In fact she knows me better than anyone I know bar none. That, in itself should be scary but it is not.
For years I would brush off comments of finding "the one" or those stupid ideas of love at first sight and so.
They were (are) buzz words. Fate, destiny, blah blah blah. Yet there she is. An impossible creature.
So why contridict myself? Well I'm reading a book my Bill Bryson and although that in itself is nothing new, his book A Short History of Nearly Everything is. It'll make you feel insignificant in the warmest way possible.
The possibility of a 1055 protein string coming together randomly is zero. But it happened (and here we are). The chances that Gemma would be... well you get the drift. I'm a lucky man.
Wednesday, January 14, 2004
Oh the days doth pass slowly...
My lovely other half is back in Exeter studying away for the next 10 weeks. She's only been there a couple of days and I'm already missing sleep. Silly really.
Luckily I'll see her on Friday - a bit like a "fix". I kinda need her company now.
See how I'm trying to be a bloke about it? Not really working - she's my whole world. I should tell her that more often.
Amazing how another human being can change your outlook on life, your personal priorities and general attitude to things. I feel a much better person - more alive around her.
2 days to go! :oD
Luckily I'll see her on Friday - a bit like a "fix". I kinda need her company now.
See how I'm trying to be a bloke about it? Not really working - she's my whole world. I should tell her that more often.
Amazing how another human being can change your outlook on life, your personal priorities and general attitude to things. I feel a much better person - more alive around her.
2 days to go! :oD
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Tis a dilema of charged preportions...
So I have, in my garage, a 1995 Vauxhall Calibra Turbo running around 300bhp. It's quick and fun to drive. Right now it's not doing much but waiting on a new spoiler and a rotor arm/cap. I had/have plans to change.. well everything to make it circa 400/450bhp. Quite a tall order you might ask - and you'd be right.
However, this morning I found out that for about the same investment money wise (and a whole less amount of time) is a "bolt on" Supercharger for my 911. Yep. Bolt on.
So I could easily have around 390-odd-bhp in the 911. AND if I wanted to sell the car it could be returned to stock easily and cheaply.
Damn these decisions!
Here's the link to the older version of the supercharger (the new one is better but not available here yet)
Personally I'm now more tempted on the Kompressor... who wouldn't be? RWD fun... with 400bhp! That's just silly... hehe.
However, this morning I found out that for about the same investment money wise (and a whole less amount of time) is a "bolt on" Supercharger for my 911. Yep. Bolt on.
So I could easily have around 390-odd-bhp in the 911. AND if I wanted to sell the car it could be returned to stock easily and cheaply.
Damn these decisions!
Here's the link to the older version of the supercharger (the new one is better but not available here yet)
Personally I'm now more tempted on the Kompressor... who wouldn't be? RWD fun... with 400bhp! That's just silly... hehe.
Friday, January 09, 2004
BOFH and friends
If you're in IT you'll know BOFH personally... if not then it's time to get acquainted - and when you're done get over to The Register for BOFH2K and more hijinks... It's funny because it's true.
Thursday, January 08, 2004
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Neocron news!
Looks like DOY is finally on it's way (yes I know.. but still, worth getting excited about anyway!)
Click!
Click!
Next-gen consoles
Over on the very lovely Gamespy is an article on facts/rumours on the upcoming next generation consoles from Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft - it's worth the read!
Click!
Click!
Monday, January 05, 2004
Diesel Sweeties
Yeah you heard me right!
A cartoon/comic that harks, graphically, back to the good old days of the pixel (yeah yeah I know)
Here!
Also can be quite surreal in it's comedy. I love it!
A cartoon/comic that harks, graphically, back to the good old days of the pixel (yeah yeah I know)
Here!
Also can be quite surreal in it's comedy. I love it!
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