Friday, March 12, 2004

Computer game pr0n!

Someone with waaaaay too much time on their hands.. and also a perv by the looks of it.

Still funny though.

Look here

De Lorean News Groups

They are over on the right in the Auto Forum section:

DOC UK - the UK news list for all things De Lorean. It's quite busy and a good place to start if interested in DeLoreans (registration required). Then over to for the club website and then DMUK for the one and only UK service centre (where my old car now resides!).
DMCNEWS - the US (world) De Lorean news list. Big and busy.. worth a visit but unless you know what you're after (or have a techy question) probably not the ideal n00b location. It has a "front end" site too - DMCNEWS.COM that is worth visiting either way!

Have fun.

Patents against Emulation?

Nintendo are the first - and won't be the last - to file a patent against emulation of their hardware/software.
What this means is that they can take you to the cleaners for emulating anything they have released - whether you own it or not.


See more here

"Too rude for TV" Channel 4 advert

It's very very funny! You've seen the ads where famous actors say what their favourite stuff is? Well this is the same but with swear words (still famous people!)

See it here!

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Theme tunes

Remember the theme tunes from programmes you watched as a child? (depending on your age!)
Well here is a great site to find some theme tunes. There are many more (use Google to find them!) but this a good start... ;o)

Monday, March 08, 2004

Definition of n00b

Yep it finally happened. A complete guide on the "n00b"

Downward spiral...

Found this on ClubCalibra today... nice.

His and her's English

1. Yes = No
2. No = Maybe
3. Maybe = No
4. We need... = I want...
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = But you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good film on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Maybe
4. I am hungry = I am hungry
5. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
6. I am tired = I am tired
7. Nice dress = Nice tits
8. I love you = Let's have sex
9. I am bored = Let's have sex
10. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
11. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
15. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
17. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person - because I'd like to have sex with you.
18. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Sunday, March 07, 2004


I came across JengaJam through FHM - it's a blog but full of great little vids and games. Well worth a visit! (Link also in Blogs on the right)