You want to be confused?

Have the most annoying conversation of your life?

Try ALICE. Not only is she a Class A nutter (by her own admission), but she can't answer even the most basic questions. AI? My ar....

Making one car in to another...

Why? I don't really know.

But here is a Jetta becoming some weird hybrid Cadillac.
And

205mph speeding ticket

Since nothing newsworthy (or of interest) has come across my bow I present this story. Not clever in traffic.